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Rene Dupree is 15 and he enters doing the FRENCH DANCE!!! He gets rid off Matt Hardy but wastes time doing the dance and gets booted out by Rikishi. Yeah, way to make those stars. A-Train is 16 as I'm rapidly losing patience with this Rumble. Benoit saves the day by ducking a Matt Morgan boot and tossing him out. Orton dumps Rikishi next followed by Booker T. Well, you win some, you lose some. I think that's another reason I can't stand the Orton push. Benoit takes A-Train out of the match as Shelton Benjamin is number 17. He and Orton have their way with each other but Orton ducks the super kick and dumps Benjamin leaving Orton and Benoit alone. Back drop on Orton and they clock heads off an Irish whip sequence. LaMonte comes out to personally introduce Ernest Miller as the 18th entrant. They dance for a while until Benoit gets pissed off enough to take out LaMonte and Orton dumps The Cat. And people wonder why I think Benoit is the man. Orton is OK...I guess....Uh, back to the match, Kurt Angle is number 19 and he takes the fight to Orton and Benoit takes advantage to have another encounter with Angle. Angle clotheslines Benoit down and suplexes Benoit. Benoit looks to get tossed but Benoit hangs on. Rico is number 20 as I wonder where the hell Spike went. Orton dropkicks Rico down as Angle slugs it out with Benoit. Face plant by Rico on Orton but Orton goes low and RKO's Rico. Benoit with a switch on Angle and UNLOADS THE GERMANS as Orton dumps Rico. Angle drops Benoit from the turnbuckle, crotching him as I almost have a heartattack of my own. Test's music hits at number 21 but he doesn't show as Orton RKO's Angle. In the back, it seems someone took out Test. Austin is understandably pissed (so am I) and orders the person who did it (who we can't see) to enter at 21. It ends up being Mick Foley (!!!) and Orton gets an asskicking deluxe. Meanwhile, Angle and Benoit are forced into laying in the corners seeing as they're not more important than Orton. Foley charges and he takes out himself and Randy from the match leaving Angle and Benoit. Foley continues the assault on Orton as Tazz reminds us we still have a match going on (God bless him) and Christian is number 22. That's not more important than the Foley/Orton brawl though cause they're still showing it. Sure, waste time focusing on a green, unover worker and a retired NON-worker who's bordering on killing his legacy off himself. Nunzio is number 23 but we're not supposed to care cause Foley goes for the Mandible Claw on him but Orton goes low and walks off. Nunzio has apparently gotten dumped as Angle Germans Christian and Benoit down. Tazz corrects me stated Nunzio is still in but is just staying out to save himself. Big Show is next at number 24.
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