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Old 06-02-2005, 12:23 AM   #22
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He'd get a nasty bump on his head in a match (possibly the result of the HIAC match) and slip into a coma for a couple of weeks.

Then, have cameras in the hospital when he wakes up. He sees himself in the mirror, sees his facial hair, and remembers who he is...Chester A. Arthur, 21st President of the United States!

He will become the first-ever Civil-Service Reform Champion, which he will defend at Summerslam when he, in a shocking turn of events, signs the Pendleton Act Two, protecting employees against termination for political reasons.

After its passing, Chris Jericho immediately wins the World Heavyweight Title, and the Cruiserweight division rises to new heights. Week after week, Vince McMahon clubs HHH over the head with something heavy, trying to return him to his former mind.

Finally, he hits him in the face with a sledgehammer, which opens up a cut above his eye, which soon spills hardway juice all over the office. Once more seeing a mirror (and his own crimson mask), HHH returns to the main event scene and holds the World Title for seventeen consecutive years "to make up for lost time."
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