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**At the video store**
Me: Hey, do you happen to have a copy of Gremlins?
Employee: Yeah, here you go. **hands over movie**
Me: Cool, thanks. Ok... this is the movie, right?
Employee: Yup.
Me: Really ???
Employee: M-hmm. Oh, and by the way...
I am your real father!
Me: NOOOOOOOO !!!!!
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