To celebrate Benoit winning the Rumble, I'm brining back a LOT of old gags.
The tables were reversed on Flair (pun intended) when the Dudley's tricked him into thinking he had lost a contact, then cracked the table over his head when he got down to look for it.
Bubba screamed out in fear and horror as Flair went for the 619. Meanwhile, D-Von entertained the crowd with his 80s style hip hop dance.
The Dudley's quickly gave themselves up when the fashion police showed up to arrest any and all bumblebees.
Seeing Bubba Ray baring his legs and wearing a miniskirt was so painful that Coach immediately collapsed and ruptured his ribs.
Luckily for the censors, the table was blocking the graphic part of what Dave "The Violator" Batista was doing to D-Von.
Eventually, the
whole WWE roster (sans Kane) decided to take part in a collective video effort in the WWE Tutor-a-Wrestler program and teach Goldberg who to spell basic English words. Here Cena demonstrates how to spell "life" and "word."
Jamie Mysterio, the Siamese self-feuding wrestler, was met with mixed reactions.
LOL! So many things going on here.
While Nidia was busy looking for her dropped quarter, Jamie Noble busied himself with the Gorilla Tumble Dance, and referee Jimmy Corderas farted in the crowd's general direcdtion.
Much to Noble's chagrin, Nidia's penis-sucking cane had a life of its own.
Much to the crowd's confusion, Chavo and Eddie capped off their feud not by wrestling, but by standing around and hurling racist Mexican insults at each other.
(I got nothing.)
The amazing thing about this picture is that Chavo is actually kicking out with a vengeance!
(When in doubt, go with a classic.)
Eddie fulfills every Mexican's dream by choking out his immigration lawyer.
Sometimes, Eddie could get pretty brutal while playing Simon Says.
Brock Lesnar helpfully picks up a piece of trash discarded on the floor.
Brian Hebner was so amazed at Brock going for the Ki Krusher that he phased out of existence.
HHH: "Your hair... how did you get it so silky smooth, Clairol Herbal Essences?"
HBK: "Yes."
HHH: "Yes?"
HBK: "Yes!"
HHH: "YES?!"
HBK: "
YES!!!"
HHH: "Shhh! Quiet! They'll think we're in my bedroom or something."
Leave it to Triple H to be the consumate heel and steal the other person's knee pads.
Shawn Michaels had the rare ability to summon a hadoken fireball out of his ASS.
Must have been all the bumps he's taken over the years, but it looks like Michaels forgot they weren't at Triple H's home again.
The PMS bird strikes again!!!
OR
Triple H finds out the embarrassing why what Stephanie's really been doing when she's on her period.
HBK: "Check out this flea circus on my hand!"
HHH: "Whoa! Lemme get a closer look!"
Crowd:
Things got a little bizarre when Triple H's Hold-Down Aura suddenly backfired and started working in reverse...
After all of that, HHH and Shawn Michaels were too tired to even cuddle.
"He's a homo!"
Putting someone else over. Yup, this was a familar position, Rhyno thought.
Kane was enraged when Sean O'Haire failed to get him some popcorn.
Mick demonstrates his O face.
Ever the multitasker, Foley managed to eliminate Orton AND shoot Sean O'Haire's cage open, freeing the poor trapped guy.
So that's what Nunzio used all the wagering money for! The best seats in the house!
Even Brock Lesnar found it extremely hard to carry Goldberg in the match.
As you can see here in this illustration, when large gaseous masses collapse into black holes, they tend to draw all the talented wrestlers into them.
Triple H didn't appreciate the fact that Jericho was just hanging around.
OR
Jericho reveals the secret of David Blaine's levitating trick.
Benoit simultaneously won the Rumble and showed off his incredible strength by giving Big Show the sickest brainbuster DDT ever.
Benoit: "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! I have to job to Triple H!!!!"