D-Von unzipped his pants, anticipating the new 3D
The Dudleyz bring back the sun with an archaic ritual with roots reaching all the way back to Wrestlemania 3...
...Now for the ritual sacrifice...
this was not the time for a Napolean impression...
Exhibitionism sometimes leads to some awkward discoveries...
Cena finally shows Big Show how to spell "Word Life."
Jamie Knoble's head was grafted to Rey's body, causing the ref to have a hard time calling the match
Nidia displays her new WWE necklace
(Okay, that sucked. There was really fuck all I could think of)
Jamie Knoble was FURIOUS that Michael Jackson had interfered in his match...
Eddie: I don't like this one bit, Homez.
Chavo: I know, man, but you know the contract. HGA at the Rumble, get a massive push. No HGA, we're losing to Paul London next week of Velocity.
Foreplay was over: It was time to jump in...
FIVE SECONDS ISN'T LONG ENOUGH! YOU HEAR ME?
Tap out! TAP! Ooh! Ice Cream Man!
Brock refused to let go until Hardcore told him what the sign said.
Misunderstanding the concept of "Feeding Hardcore" to him, Brock enjoyed a midmatch snack...
Shawn: You know, Hunter, when I said "Screw You," I didn't mean it literally. And what IS that? Baby oil?
Come on, Shawn! One more situp!
coochie coochie coo...
Aliens infected both wrestlers with a retrovirus that slolwy forced them to revert to cave days. already, HHH could not properly pronounce "politics."
GROG BE STRONGER!
Both wrestlers losing the ability to walk erect kinda killed the "Last Man Standing" thing.
He was the one who didb't return salute!
Kane was an interesting choice to sing "Oh Canada."
Mick Foley acheives his dream of the 9 minute mile...
Mick added insult to injury with his shadow puppets.
"I've gotta go in NOW? But I just got Threesies!"
Trying to save his own ass, Goldberg gives his opponent a wedgie.
GROUP HUG!
Rhyno's practical joke actually saved Chris, as the crazy glue prevented his feet from touching the ground.
Benoit not only eliminated Big Show, but pants him as well
Monica Llewinski helps Benoit celebrate.