Once again, someone is disqualified for violating the rules of the WWE Limbo Competition.
Flair had to stop mid-stomp. Damned if Bubba didn't do the best Brando "Stellaaaaaaaaaaaa" he'd ever heard!
GOD: Which of thee is Bubba 37?
BUBBA: I am!
D-VON: Me!
GOD: I doth not think so.
The Joe Boxer guy reacts to the worst wedgie of his life.
The sign "Holly Who?" could only mean one of two things:
1) Vince was wrong and the crowd wasn't rallying behind Hardcore.
2) The No Limit Soldiers were preparing to make their WWE debut.
If you guessed 1...you don't know Vince very well.
JOHN: Check these fly rubber stampers I lifted from the library, yo!
Jamie was struck by a thought: If Nidia was going on sound, how would she know when and where to reach out and grab an ankle without getting her hand stomped on? Omigod...she's not blind!
COLE: Wait a minute!
TAZZ: Steven Richards with the DDT out of nowhere!
JAMIE: Baby, why didn't you stop him?
NIDIA: These glasses protect my eyes, they're not infrared!
Eddie starts the offense with...the Knee Point! It's over!
Eddie, once again foiled by Rhyno.
EDDIE: Why aren't you on
The West Wing no more, homes?
CHAVO: I told you...*ack*...I'm not Edward James Olmos!
Eddie had learned a lot growing up with Chavo. Not only did he show it with this eye gouge, he showed it by also gouging Chavo's two "secret" eyes.
HARDCORE (coming up for air): *Gasp* I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!
BROCK: Get back down there. You knew what you were getting yourself into when you asked for a main-event push.
Worst. Crucifix. Ever.
HBK: Heheh. Remember when you got thrown in the hog pen?
HHH: Remember when you posed for Playgirl?
*Awkward silence*
Triple H had been deceived! HBK kept the Figure-Four in, and he didn't show any signs of letting up. But Steph had told him that he could use the Force...
"Y?" Because WWE hates us.
HHH: My father did NOT smell of elderberries!
HBK: *Gasp* Your mother was a hamster...
HHH: Dude, that must have been some pimple.
HHH: No, Shawn, don't catch the WMXX logo by the pointy end!
One downside to having a honker the size of HHH's: When you get groggy, it tends to weigh you down.
Earl makes a sudden and irrevocable heel turn when he starts doing the Test jumping jacks.
AUSTIN: Which one of you guys went out of business first?
Matt was entranced. If those two could take out a 'roided-up freak like that, maybe he SHOULD take Ultimate Warrior up on his challenge.
Booker T obviously wasn't a Night Court fan.
"Yodelin'" Mick Foley made his surprising debut.
Mick "Tongue-Biting Shadow-Puppet Maker" Foley gets his gimmicks confused.
Nunzio was the envy of all the WWE superstars. HIS imaginary car was the coolest!
BROCK: *Ugh* They were right!
GOLDBERG: About what?
BROCK: You ARE hard to carry in a match!
Big Show had the best friends ever. All he said was that he could use a hug and...
Growing increasingly bored with the Rumble match, Jericho decided to make up for the gym time he missed last week.
Worst. Diving Headbutt. Ever.
REF: Chris, where are your pants?
BENOIT: Oh, God. IT'S JUST LIKE MY DREAM!