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Originally Posted by just john
omg this thread rules!
ok how would Spike Dudley assassinate Vince and Trips? (Trips lol I sound like Flair exept without the class)
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One day, after jobbing to Dawn Marie for the fourth Velocity in a row, a frustrated Spike Dudley decides to kill Vince for destroying his character.
He goes to the phone and calls all 593 of his half brothers, and together they march upon the McMahon estate, orc-style.
Spike goes to the door and rings it, and a surprised Vince answers.
"Spike... what are you and all these inbred hicks doing here?"
Spike replies, (in a comical high voice) "We represent... the Lowercard Guild!!!
Vince swallows a chuckle and asks what they want.
Spike: "We want... to KILLLLLLLLLL YOU!!!!"
The Dudleys overwhelm the mansion and trample over Vince, who pulls both of his quads in the process and does seven Spinneroonies. The rabid hicks destroy everything, burning the kitchen, tearing down the walls, and stealing all the WWE contracts from the safe.
Finally, Spike confronts a battered and bruised Vince one on one.
Vince is on his knees, begging. "Please don't kill me!!!"
But Spike doesn't listen. He does an Acid drop on Vince off the stairs unto the marble floor multiple times, smashing McMahon's head in every time!!!
"This is for toning down Bubba and D-Von! This is for giving me a nice gimmick then burying me! This is for ECW!!! This is for sodomizing Shannon Moore!!..." and so on.
Yet, Vince doesn't die. So Spike busts out the ultimate weapon. Towering over a fallen McMahon, he looks down and says:
"Oh yeah... and I screwed your hot daughter good last night. She says my penis is ten times longer than her husbands."
Vince, overwhelmed with shock, has a heart attack and dies.