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Originally Posted by TL
Lmao, funny stuff here. I'm abit late but congrats on 10,000, i didn't bother making a thread for my 1,000th maybe i should've done something like this!
As for the topic..
1. Pick two wrestlers to feud and I will create a feud. Specify if you want a serious feud or a silly one. I might listen.
Rey V Angle. Serious.
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The premise of this is that Kurt returns to his All American persona a bit. He can even be US champion to emphasize it. The character, however, is tweaked a bit to resemble JBL's fanaticism, and manifests itself controversially in an overly racist form.
The feud itself could begin after a couple of exciting, action packed matches between Angle and Rey (through some tournament or something else where they'd be "randomly" matched against each other), where Rey actually beats Angle just barely (roll up or something that might be interpreted as flukey).
Angle can come out and address Rey and how he makes Angle sick, always waving his Mexican heritage around. Throwing in those Spanish words sometimes. Talking about his luchador background. He can talk about how this country doesn't need little midgets like him, talk about how Kurt Angle is a true American, and be really bigoted about it. Anyone not like Kurt is a wimp, etc... etc...
Kurt escalates the feud later by actually going to Rey's house and intimidating Rey's wife. He knocks on the door, Rey's wife opens, freaks out, Kurt barges in and actually restrains her, then locks her in some closet. Then maybe freaks out his kids by acting really creepy, telling them (as they're cowering under their sheets in bed) that he's gonna do something really bad to their daddy.
Rey might get some measure of revenge the following week by attacking Kurt in a match, but Kurt would beat Rey down, going crazy with a chair.
In the following weeks, Kurt would brag about doing the country a favor by eliminating another "dirty Mexican" (I figure if he can talk about dirty beastiality sex, why not be "racist").
In storybook fashion, Rey would make his comeback, challenge Kurt to a match for the belt, and win after a five star 20 minute match (
). His celebration would serve as a parable about the triumph of the true American spirit... that "American" refers to all peoples, etc... etc... It's a larger story that teaches against bigotry and shows that the little guy can overcome the odds.
Lotsa kinks to work out, but it's just an idea. Kurt and Rey could feud over who does the better moonsault and make it look good, so yeah.