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**Fryza** · 01-26-2004, 06:29 PM

The Dudley's attempt at the first ever "Musical Tables" wasn't a very big hit.

Flair: YOUR SOUL IS MINE!
Bubba: *girly scream*
Flair: ....YOU'RE NEXT, DEEVON!
D-Von: hum-a-na-hum-a-na! Exit, stage right!

Dudleys: WE ARE THE NATION, OF DOMINATION!

Though no one was sure if Coach was hurt, he threw out a quick gesture of a thumbs up to ensure he was okay.

To have some strange kayfabish way, the WWE's new censor bar was a table..and thank God it worked fast..

(OMG, SERIOUSLY! Doesn't it look like the hand with "Life" is coming from Josh?!)

La..Lif...Life Word? Is Cena illiterate, or just bad aim?

While the ref talked to Rey about switching to Geico, poor Jamie was confused all to hell, too many big words in one sentence.

Ref: Is this how I "Bend It Like Beckham?"
Noble: DAMNIT! NOW I GET IT! DAMN YOU GEICO! DAMN YOU!
Nidia: ...is this the ring? It feels bumpier than normal...wait, is this Jamie's chest?

Noble: I could have saved alot of mon..
Nidia: *tweek tweek*
Noble: OW!
Nidia: Nope, this is Jamie's chest..

Eddie and Chavo knew what to do..Take out the ref.

Eddie: My job here is done, and your job was obvious. Now, AWAY! FLY FLY!

Eddie was now reduced to using force to get his ties back.

Eddie: Wait...Chavo didn't steal my car keys?
Chavo: MY EYES!

Lesnar: Not now Bob..

This is what happens when a bad wrestler tries to pull off the Buff Blockbuster.

Looks like the vase had a divorce.

Holy hell! Now Trips is stealing body parts! Good lord!

Are DDT's supposed to have that much leverage?

Hunter: WOOO! Bucking bronco!

The WMXX logo swooped in on the unsuspecting wrestlers. Upon landing, Shawn, the ref, and everyone in a fifteen foot radius was killed....except for Hunter, who completed no-selled death; proving his immortality, and causing every "internet" fan to break into a suicidal depression.

After catching the invincibility WMXX logo, Super Shawn was ready to take down Hunter Koopa.

This is the worst attempt at drunken boxing I may or may not have ever seen.

Earl: ...oh...man, they're both down...whatdoIdowhatdoIdo?! Crap...

Eric: No, Paul's a homo!

Matt wondered what would happen if he ran over to that group of men and threw them over. But, saddly, he decided to watch them instead. Maybe Rhyno would get an elimination!

*Rhyno is eliminated*

Or not!

Booker: WEDGIE!
Kane: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Foley: One, two, skip to my Lou..

"Homicidal" Mic strikes again!

Wow, the WWE have been having some cuts. They even had to sell the Time-Out Chair..

Lesnar: What...the hell...Glass Ceiling...what the...argh..

RVD: On the count of three...
All: K
RVD: ONE!
All: *lifts up*
RVD: TWO!
All: *lifts up again*
RVD: TH---A PENNY!
All: *confused*

Jericho: WHOA! I survived! Wait...hell on, I saw how this one ends. I go back into the ring, win, then job to Hunter. Been there, jobbed that. *lets go*

I don't know....did Benoit botch the DDT, or did Show botch the attempt at an elimination?

Suddenly, the ref broke Benoit's arm, and knew him over, allowing the ref to go onto the main event at WrestleMania XX

OR

Benoit remembered when Hunter said that Benoit would NEVER got a title show, and if he DID, it be a cold day in Hell.

Suddenly, it began snowing, and the AC in the arena kicked in.

01-26-2004, 06:29 PM	#19
Fryza Fthagn? Posts: 10,042	The Dudley's attempt at the first ever "Musical Tables" wasn't a very big hit. Flair: YOUR SOUL IS MINE! Bubba: girly scream Flair: ....YOU'RE NEXT, DEEVON! D-Von: hum-a-na-hum-a-na! Exit, stage right! Dudleys: WE ARE THE NATION, OF DOMINATION! Though no one was sure if Coach was hurt, he threw out a quick gesture of a thumbs up to ensure he was okay. To have some strange kayfabish way, the WWE's new censor bar was a table..and thank God it worked fast.. (OMG, SERIOUSLY! Doesn't it look like the hand with "Life" is coming from Josh?!) La..Lif...Life Word? Is Cena illiterate, or just bad aim? While the ref talked to Rey about switching to Geico, poor Jamie was confused all to hell, too many big words in one sentence. Ref: Is this how I "Bend It Like Beckham?" Noble: DAMNIT! NOW I GET IT! DAMN YOU GEICO! DAMN YOU! Nidia: ...is this the ring? It feels bumpier than normal...wait, is this Jamie's chest? Noble: I could have saved alot of mon.. Nidia: tweek tweek Noble: OW! Nidia: Nope, this is Jamie's chest.. Eddie and Chavo knew what to do..Take out the ref. Eddie: My job here is done, and your job was obvious. Now, AWAY! FLY FLY! Eddie was now reduced to using force to get his ties back. Eddie: Wait...Chavo didn't steal my car keys? Chavo: MY EYES! Lesnar: Not now Bob.. This is what happens when a bad wrestler tries to pull off the Buff Blockbuster. Looks like the vase had a divorce. Holy hell! Now Trips is stealing body parts! Good lord! Are DDT's supposed to have that much leverage? Hunter: WOOO! Bucking bronco! The WMXX logo swooped in on the unsuspecting wrestlers. Upon landing, Shawn, the ref, and everyone in a fifteen foot radius was killed....except for Hunter, who completed no-selled death; proving his immortality, and causing every "internet" fan to break into a suicidal depression. After catching the invincibility WMXX logo, Super Shawn was ready to take down Hunter Koopa. This is the worst attempt at drunken boxing I may or may not have ever seen. Earl: ...oh...man, they're both down...whatdoIdowhatdoIdo?! Crap... Eric: No, Paul's a homo! Matt wondered what would happen if he ran over to that group of men and threw them over. But, saddly, he decided to watch them instead. Maybe Rhyno would get an elimination! Rhyno is eliminated Or not! Booker: WEDGIE! Kane: AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! Foley: One, two, skip to my Lou.. "Homicidal" Mic strikes again! Wow, the WWE have been having some cuts. They even had to sell the Time-Out Chair.. Lesnar: What...the hell...Glass Ceiling...what the...argh.. RVD: On the count of three... All: K RVD: ONE! All: lifts up RVD: TWO! All: lifts up again RVD: TH---A PENNY! All: confused Jericho: WHOA! I survived! Wait...hell on, I saw how this one ends. I go back into the ring, win, then job to Hunter. Been there, jobbed that. lets go I don't know....did Benoit botch the DDT, or did Show botch the attempt at an elimination? Suddenly, the ref broke Benoit's arm, and knew him over, allowing the ref to go onto the main event at WrestleMania XX OR Benoit remembered when Hunter said that Benoit would NEVER got a title show, and if he DID, it be a cold day in Hell. Suddenly, it began snowing, and the AC in the arena kicked in.