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Grand Theft Andrew - A black wrestler who debuts by jumping the rail and looking like a bum. He gets thrown out before he even reaches the ring. The next week, he does it again, this time wearing a random (clean) hat. The same thing happens. The next week, he does it again, this time wearing a nice shirt. Same thing. This goes on and on, each week he gets cleaner and cleaner and fancier and fancier.
About two months into the gimmick, he jumps the rail and steals JBL's limo. He then leaves it in the parking lot on cinder blocks after stealing the wheels and transmission. He continues to steal something week after week, then he finally comes out in the middle of a Triple H promo with a gun. He holds Triple H up, and demands that he forfeit the title. Triple H says no and Andrew shoots him in the ass and proclaims himself champion. Now he wins all of his matches by shooting everyone in the ass with different guns, while wearing pimp outfits. He goes on to be the longest reigning champion without even hitting one wrestling move.
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