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FADE IN:
INT. LOCKER ROOM
{We're in a locker room that would be empty, were it not for the 275-pound MANBEAST sitting on a bench.}
RHYNO
Hi, I'm Rhyno for Elmer's Glue. Over the last several months, the captioneers at TPWW.net have used photographs that seem to indicate someone being stuck to something to poke fun at me. While I was hurt at first, I came to realize something. If I embraced by inner glueness, people might notice me. Therefore, I'm endorsing Elmer's Glue. Just look for the cow on the bottle. It may not be as intimidating as a rhino, but
(beat, big smile)
it's good enough for this Manbeast.
FADE TO BLACK.
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