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lines ive picked midgets up with
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Do you take it up the ass?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Excuse me, have I ****ed you yet?
Excuse me. Do you want to **** or should I apologize?
Fancy a ****?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
**** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
**** me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
**** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a ****... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?
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