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or...
*gets thumbs ready*
SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT ASS!
Also, here are 25 Reasons Jeff Hardy SUCKS:
25) He has people like you for fans.
24) He is an irresponsible douche.
23) Listen to his band's music.
22) Read his poetry.
21) Listen to the music he likes.
20) Read the poetry he likes.
19) He looks like a tool.
18) He acts like a tool.
17) He walks like a tool.
16) He sounds like a tool.
15) So he must be a tool.
14) He looks like a douche.
13) He acts like a douche.
12) He walks like a douche.
11) He sounds like a douche.
10) So he must be a douche.
9) He sucks.
8) He turned Matt Hardy into a whiny emo bitch.
7) He caused Matt Hardy back pains for years from carrying him so much.
6) He is lazy in the ring and usually delivers a pathetic performance.
5) He is a danger to himself because of the sloppy high spots that made him famous.
4) He is a danger to those he attempts to wrestle.
3) He uses illegal drugs.
2) because you touch yourself at night!
AND FINALLY...
1) He has people like you for fans.
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