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Originally Posted by The Answer
Who ever thinks Orton nailed her and then dumped and that is why she is so pissed put your hand up  |
No no no. You read it all wrong!
She could NEVER do that. It's not ladylike to have sex with a man. Not like Amy Webber. She had sex with all kinds of men. Stinky little Japanese men too. Rochelle has never even touched a man and has never been seen naked, and has only had sex with 43 men in her life, and all of them were homosexual. THey had to be because they said they wanted to videotape themselves having sex with her. What type of man would want to watch himself having sex? Yes. A gay man.
Amy and Randy are just jealous because they haven't become immortal in the form of art like Rochelle has. Rochelle is the most beautiful woman alive and gay men everywhere wish they could see her naked, but she was never naked before. She would never get naked because she doesn't want to be a tramp like Randy. Amy just wants to have sex with her, but he's a homosexual because he fights with the refs in the ring and even though Amy never pooped in Rochelle's bag, he wanted to because Randy ran out of tanning lotion and baby oil so he could strip in the ring in front of the homosexuals.They're just stupid! Stupid sluts who have sex with people. To get into Playboy you have to sign a waver that you won't be a whore and have sex with people, and only Rochelle has ever appeared in Playboy because she is the only person alive who is pretty enough and not a whore or a homosexual. Rochelle should have won the Diva Search. She didn't because the gay men would rather watch a woman show off her tits and ass, but Rochelle can't because she doesn't have any and is actually an ammorphous thing of beauty without sexual organs that can't get naked but gets naked only when gay men want to have sex with her, which is never because they want to have sex with each other and she has only had sex with 298 gay men who said that Amy is ugly and Rochelle is pretty, but Rochelle already knew that and now you do too.
Does that clear anything up?
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OH MY GOD, MY BRAINS ARE LEAKING OUT OF MY EARS!!!!!!!