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**tucsonspeed6** · 06-24-2005, 06:54 PM

This just in...

Source: Internal memo retrieved from a trashcan at WWE headquarters.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We are pleased to announce that our off-air feuds have been gaining popularity in the past few months. Not only have we recieved boisterous reactions to Matt Hardy's theme music on Raw this past monday, but the majority of those fans still believe it to be a shoot. Due to the grand success of our first off-air feud, we have added a second feud to the list involving two former divas. Rochelle Loewen has taken the part of the heel, while Amy Weber will be acting as the face. Please make note that Creative has plans for Rochelle to rejoin our staff in the near future to "shoot" on the other divas and Amy. Following several Diva Search appearances, she will join up with Chris Masters. Amy will make her return several weeks later to feud with Rochelle and the two will be booked in a No DQ pillowfight in a HIAC at Summerslam. All staff are asked to welcome the divas back.

A note from administration asks all on air staff to take notice of the terms: "shoot" and shoot in all memos to come. Creative would like on-air performers to not confuse the two terms in the future. When asked to "shoot", please treat the term as though it were replaced with the word "kayfabe". When the term shoot is used, please use the term in a constricted sense, as company policy has since moved toward a more storyline centered goal.

Administration would like to announce the release of the following performers to make room on the rosters for additional divas. Shane Helms, Shelton Benjamin, and Glenn Jacobs have all been released. The aformentioned performers were asked to renew the no-compete clauses on their contracts before their release in order to recieve a pension of free WWE 24/7, and an closed conference with administration on their inclusion into the WWE Hall of Fame at Wrestlemania 34. PR has already been notified to tell press that administration wishes the former WWE superstars the best of luck in their careers. Creative has no plans to use the aforementioned staff in any "off-air" feuds at this present time.

--Admin.

06-24-2005, 06:54 PM	#37
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	This just in... Source: Internal memo retrieved from a trashcan at WWE headquarters. Ladies and Gentlemen, We are pleased to announce that our off-air feuds have been gaining popularity in the past few months. Not only have we recieved boisterous reactions to Matt Hardy's theme music on Raw this past monday, but the majority of those fans still believe it to be a shoot. Due to the grand success of our first off-air feud, we have added a second feud to the list involving two former divas. Rochelle Loewen has taken the part of the heel, while Amy Weber will be acting as the face. Please make note that Creative has plans for Rochelle to rejoin our staff in the near future to "shoot" on the other divas and Amy. Following several Diva Search appearances, she will join up with Chris Masters. Amy will make her return several weeks later to feud with Rochelle and the two will be booked in a No DQ pillowfight in a HIAC at Summerslam. All staff are asked to welcome the divas back. A note from administration asks all on air staff to take notice of the terms: "shoot" and shoot in all memos to come. Creative would like on-air performers to not confuse the two terms in the future. When asked to "shoot", please treat the term as though it were replaced with the word "kayfabe". When the term shoot is used, please use the term in a constricted sense, as company policy has since moved toward a more storyline centered goal. Administration would like to announce the release of the following performers to make room on the rosters for additional divas. Shane Helms, Shelton Benjamin, and Glenn Jacobs have all been released. The aformentioned performers were asked to renew the no-compete clauses on their contracts before their release in order to recieve a pension of free WWE 24/7, and an closed conference with administration on their inclusion into the WWE Hall of Fame at Wrestlemania 34. PR has already been notified to tell press that administration wishes the former WWE superstars the best of luck in their careers. Creative has no plans to use the aforementioned staff in any "off-air" feuds at this present time. --Admin.