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Originally Posted by The Cerebral Assassin
Mods, lock and delete this god damn topic!
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Mods, I command you to send your girlfriends my way so I can make out with them! Then I demand you to give me candy. Not just any candy...SMARTIES! I require them to regain my intelligence after reading this thread. When you're finished it is my WILL that you part the Red Sea so that I might dance in the middle of it. I COMMAND YOU!!!
BTW, I think I get the intention of his original post. When he changed it, I think it was a clue.
See, you know how the E! entertainment channel has that "!" behind it? Same with Smackdown. It's not just Smackdown. It's "Smackdown!". I think what he is saying is that those people on his list have the same qualities that require them to have !'s behind their names as "E!" and "Smackdown!". Just think about it for a minute. Lash Leroux! Mick Foley! Ultimo Dragon! To me, I think that after reading them that way, I could never go back to just muttering a dull Matt Hardy.... NO! It's gotta be Matt Hardy! or nothing. Currently, I have sent in a request for a government grant to research what qualities each of these things have in common. I plan to call it the "! factor!" So far I have found that 8 out of 10 individuals pronounce "!" as an enthusiastic grunt. INCREDIBLE! Cerable Palsy, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. You have given my life direction! To you, I give the greatest gift I could possibly give. A negative rep with the message "!" added.
"Merry ! to all, and to all a good !"