And THAT'S for saying I spelled your name wrong!
Christian: I got your hair!
Jericho: I got your shoulder!
Cameraman: I got...nothin'...
Carlito: This surely is...heaven...
HHH [o.s.]: I don't think so!!!
Edge: Hah! Look! A "Matt Fact" on the TitanTron!
Lita: Erm...
Edge: That Matt Fact is SO NOT true!
Lita: You did what with who?
Kane: Weee! I finally have a father!
Father: Erk!
The Insane Water Carrier strikes again~!
John Cena wonders where all the "champion penis" jokes came from...
Just then...
ALLAALLLEEYYAAAAAALLEEAAALLEEYANALLLLEEANANALELELELLAA...
Hassan gets... HASSAN'D!!!
Hassan: Damn me!!!
Just then, Edge prays for a gust of wind...
Father: Lord, it was terrible! Hunter went ON and ON and ON and ON and ON...
Hebner: I know, Father...I know...
ANGRY RADIOACTIVE EMO KANE STRIKES!!
That's what you get for sticking your finger in her ear, Todd! Pssh...
Hassan: No, I really CAN'T see you! The glass ceiling shattered and there are shards in my eyes!
Batista: Ooh! No more burritos for me...
Fan: Batistaaaa! Get your finger out of your nose!!!
Batista [thinking]: It's a thumb, jerkass...