OS: Windows XP Professional
Word: Microsoft Word 2000 (came as a part of Office 2000 Professional)
Language setting: English (American)
What I mean by "spelling and grammar of a retarded chimp" is that when my niece was using the spell/grammar check, she wasn't correcting the mistakes, she was adding them. So now mispelled words are considered properly spelled and it tries to correct good grammar (putting 5 spaces between words instead of 1, changing complete sentences into fragments, etc).
Help me, please!