Flair: "Okay, you felt my breasts. Now I feel yours!"
The dashing Prince Batista swooped in onto the RAW scene, rescuing Princess Jericho, who was being buried, and taking her away to to a Land Far Away.
Orton was a quick student in the Triple H School of Homoerotic Hold-Down Techniques.
Who knew Shaniqua controlled RAW wrestlers as well?
The ref suddenly turned heel by siding with Batista and jamming a giant rod up Jericho's ass.
Jericho was disappointed. Even claiming to have a Lance Storm-sized package failed to impress Trish and get her to like him.
"Check out those Jazz hands!"
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With his new Advanced Remote, Teddy Long could make Jazz do the Robot Dance.
A year after it happened, Amy finally called out Lance and Christian to confront them about what happened that day on the highway.
In a rare mistake, Molly badly botches the Widow's Peak.
Steven Richards just couldn't keep it in and burst out loud laughing at Victoria's unfortunate loss of her jaw to Shaniqua (with help from Molly).
The first ever WWE Fellatio Simulation Contest for the World Championship ended in a draw, much to the ire of the fans.
Austin: "Okay, so lemme get this straight. This right here IS Texas, or did I take a wrong turn back on route 98 again?"
It was a cold and shocking blackmail. Chris wanted a title shot, or he'd levitate both HHH and HBK up in the air forever!
Nurse Kane helps Bubba Ray out by patching up his boo-boo and giving it a kiss.
"Mommy! Mommy! The bumblebee stung me!!!
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Kane does his best Goldberg Retarded Facial Expression impersonation.
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Shaniqua's RAW invasion continued when she ripped Kane's eyes out.
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Someone obviously took that "Got your nose" gag a bit to far when they went for Kane's eyeballs.
After this week's roster meeting, all wrestlers now had to stop and actually salute the new statue commemorating HHH and HBK's great match a few weeks ago on RAW when they got to the ring.
Yeah, I know body paint is supposed to be sexy because you're naked but you still covered, but putting it on Rico is just... disturbing.
Ever the optimistic, Rico still had time to play one handed patty cake with the Invisible Man while stuck in a chinlock.
I guess when the Genie asked him what he wanted, Rico said "short and thick" as opposed to "long and slender."
Jackie was going to go all the way until the female version of the hold-down aura, controlled by Stephanie, dropped down and smacked her in the head.
In these tough times, not only did the work of holding up the glass ceiling fall onto the women, but they were required to grin and bear it too.
Much to the fans' delight, Jackie Gayda chose this moment to utilize her new "Stacy Kiebler with or without Panties" clap on device. One clap for upskirt, two claps for cold breeze...
The chemical reaction of both men's halitosis resulted in the untimely death of yet another WWE employee (the ref).
The ref rushed to his position. Now that these two were locked together, they had only seconds to get the Sky Wrench to pick them BOTH up and hurl them into the river!
Coach finds out the hard way that Goldberg had really been taken over by Shang Tsung.
Goldberg stared intently. If he looked long enough, those squiggly lines might tell him how to spell his first name.
Orton: "Dude... Shawn's pimple was MUCH worse."
A wise veteran, Mick had learned to use a steel chair to shield his eyes from HHH's blinding ego.