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**Fryza** · 01-27-2004, 06:44 PM

Ric: I'M A MIME!

Dave: ..I have to HOLD you up, CARRY your ass, AND get another crappy gimmick. And what do you get? An angle with a blow up doll. I hate you.
Jericho: At least you get paid!
Dave: I do?!

This was Orton's first time receiving the Tong Ball Graber of Doom, made famous by midgets testing it on Al Snow.

Randy: I dance on your face!

Jericho showed us his amazing acting skills by not only showing his "Oh" face, but doing his best AHHNOLD impression.

Jericho: Would you say, you botched, ONE THOUSAND PROMOS?

(Rep to the reference catcher.)

George and Wheezy Jefferson make their WWE debute.

Lita tried her best to do the "Version 1" taunt.

Molly: HEART! RIPP-A!
Victoria: ...ow ow ow...jaw...ow...OW...WRONG BODY PART!

Stevie: You can't see her...

Seriously, haven't I made a caption for this picture last month?!

Austin: TONIGHT...It'll be HBK versus HHH...for the Undisputed HunterTitle....in this ring....in the FIRST EVER...FINAL FANTASY TEN-TWO IN A CAGE MATCH!
Crowd & JR: WHAT?!
Austin: *stunner*

Chris was handed the mic and just stared at Hunter and Shawn. Suddenly, it hit him.

Chris: HA! HAHAHA! I HAVE THE MIC! I HAVE THE MAIN EVENT AT WMXX! HAHAHA!
Hunter: You're fired.
Chris: HAHAha...ha..huh...oh..DAMNIT!

Kane didn't like being called a "House." Kane wasn't very bright either.

After nailing the Diamond Cutter, Kane rolls onto his knees and looks right at the crowd.

Kane: BOOM!

Suddenly, the question arose. Was it Shane that killed off Kane's heat, the writers, or Kane's stupidity?

Kane suddenly realized he wasn't wearing any pants.

Rob: JUDO CHOP!

And with that, Conway's "Wimp Lo" gimmick had begun.

Conway: OW WTF! REF, HE'S BITING ME!
Ref: That's enough Mar...err...Rico..

Ref: Hey, you okay?
Rico: Just *cough* peachy.
Rob: Bite me motherf*cker?!
Rico: *garggle*

Rico one-uped Rob's Wimp Lo gimmick, with a "Metreosexual" Nazi gimmick.

Today's WWE RAW was brought to you in part by the letter A!

In a surprise heel turn, "A" was savagely attacked from behind, and RAW was now brought to you by the letter "W".

Stacy "Right Angle" Keibler exits the ring in gimmick fashion.

Bill: YOU'RE NEXT!
Mark: No, YOU'RE A HOMO!
Bill: ...What?
Ref: *stunner*
Both: *no sell*
JR: BAWH GAWD WHAT AN INTENSE UNPRETTIER! FFX2 BBQ SAUCE STUNNER!

Either this is a crappy bear hug or the worst clothesline I've may or may not have seen in my life. I think the ref is thinking on the same lines...

As apparent by Coach's face, Goldberg is the TRUE face of fear.

Bill: You wouldn't like me when I'm talented...

OR

Bill: They do whatever I tell them too.

Orton: Mick...please....stop touching...me there....

Mick demonstrates how his hair cushions impact.

01-27-2004, 06:44 PM	#3
Fryza Fthagn? Posts: 10,042	Ric: I'M A MIME! Dave: ..I have to HOLD you up, CARRY your ass, AND get another crappy gimmick. And what do you get? An angle with a blow up doll. I hate you. Jericho: At least you get paid! Dave: I do?! This was Orton's first time receiving the Tong Ball Graber of Doom, made famous by midgets testing it on Al Snow. Randy: I dance on your face! Jericho showed us his amazing acting skills by not only showing his "Oh" face, but doing his best AHHNOLD impression. Jericho: Would you say, you botched, ONE THOUSAND PROMOS? (Rep to the reference catcher.) George and Wheezy Jefferson make their WWE debute. Lita tried her best to do the "Version 1" taunt. Molly: HEART! RIPP-A! Victoria: ...ow ow ow...jaw...ow...OW...WRONG BODY PART! Stevie: You can't see her... Seriously, haven't I made a caption for this picture last month?! Austin: TONIGHT...It'll be HBK versus HHH...for the Undisputed HunterTitle....in this ring....in the FIRST EVER...FINAL FANTASY TEN-TWO IN A CAGE MATCH! Crowd & JR: WHAT?! Austin: stunner Chris was handed the mic and just stared at Hunter and Shawn. Suddenly, it hit him. Chris: HA! HAHAHA! I HAVE THE MIC! I HAVE THE MAIN EVENT AT WMXX! HAHAHA! Hunter: You're fired. Chris: HAHAha...ha..huh...oh..DAMNIT! Kane didn't like being called a "House." Kane wasn't very bright either. After nailing the Diamond Cutter, Kane rolls onto his knees and looks right at the crowd. Kane: BOOM! Suddenly, the question arose. Was it Shane that killed off Kane's heat, the writers, or Kane's stupidity? Kane suddenly realized he wasn't wearing any pants. Rob: JUDO CHOP! And with that, Conway's "Wimp Lo" gimmick had begun. Conway: OW WTF! REF, HE'S BITING ME! Ref: That's enough Mar...err...Rico.. Ref: Hey, you okay? Rico: Just cough peachy. Rob: Bite me motherfcker?! Rico: garggle* Rico one-uped Rob's Wimp Lo gimmick, with a "Metreosexual" Nazi gimmick. Today's WWE RAW was brought to you in part by the letter A! In a surprise heel turn, "A" was savagely attacked from behind, and RAW was now brought to you by the letter "W". Stacy "Right Angle" Keibler exits the ring in gimmick fashion. Bill: YOU'RE NEXT! Mark: No, YOU'RE A HOMO! Bill: ...What? Ref: stunner Both: no sell JR: BAWH GAWD WHAT AN INTENSE UNPRETTIER! FFX2 BBQ SAUCE STUNNER! Either this is a crappy bear hug or the worst clothesline I've may or may not have seen in my life. I think the ref is thinking on the same lines... As apparent by Coach's face, Goldberg is the TRUE face of fear. Bill: You wouldn't like me when I'm talented... OR Bill: They do whatever I tell them too. Orton: Mick...please....stop touching...me there.... Mick demonstrates how his hair cushions impact.