Flair, "Oh yeah, work it Chris, the camera is your best freind....Oh yeah there it is, Perfect..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
Jericho, "Okay Dave, ready for the sunset flip."
Batista, "ERRRR, Spinebuster, okay."
Ref, "...so let me get this straight, Greenland is ice and Iceland is green.
Orton, "Yeah pretty confusing isn't it."
Orton went a little overboard when he got to, 'This little piggy had none'
Jericho, "......and walla, your push is gone."
Trish, "Wow, how do you do that."
Jericho, "Magic."
Trish, "Can I try."
Jericho, "Well you have to ask HHH, he taught me that trick."
I guess Teddy should of checked the batteries on the device he implanted in Jazz's brain that gives her a personality.
Austin (off camera), '...see you can move it in circles."
Lita, "I know Steve, it's opposable."
Austin, "You heard about this too."
Stevie watched on in exitement as Molly Holly was the final competitor in the official, "Bob for HHH's apples" contest.
While no one was actually able to sucessfully "Bob" for HHH's apples, Michaels was declared the winner for undoubtingly giving the most effort.
After hearing how well Shawn did in the contest, Austin tells him to "Get back down there and try my apples on for size."
Benoit showed up from Smackdown to explain his digust for the contest while HHH wondered how many times he could bury Benoit without making it seem to obvious.
Wrestlers were told by Vince to stop and smile for the cameras after hiiting their finishing maneuvers.
The crowd and Kane wondered what the hell all that noise was backstage. We would later learn that Goldberg was trying to learn how to use a fax machine.
Conway, "HMM, I thought Vince told O'Haire to set up his lemonade stand in section 45.
And now let's join "Wrestler's say the Darndest Things" in progress:
Goldberg, "How many pieces of chicken are in a six piece chicken meal?"
Henry, "Eight"
Goldberg, "I don't know, I'm asking you."
Coach is shocked when Goldberg reveals he pulled the briefcase
Goldberg, "Okay Donald's a duck, Mickey's a mouse, Pluto's dog, what the hell is Goofy?"