And my own submission:
Carlito: He said it! He called me brother! Where is de apple?
Carlito: And THIS is for breaking the TitanTron!
Hogan: Ow! My bald, red head!
Angle: Take thi-- ew...
Show: Yeah, um...Kane...that was kinda...eh...
Kane: It was a misfire! Honest! This doesn't happen all the time!
Show: Kane, there's nothing to be ashamed about...
Edge defies gravity and dances brutally on Big Show's knee!
Romeo: Hey! You want to dance? No? Yes? All right, don't worry about it.
Antonio: You want him? Me? Him? Me?
Lilian: Why is Haddaway playing in the distance?
Get your Big Vis™ Action Doll today! Complete with butt-humping action!
JR: BAWGAWD, that humping ain't made of no jujubees, I can tell ya thayat!
Chris: Huh huh, your logo is upside down.
Cena: Er?
Where will YOU be when your diarrhea hits?
(Correct spelling, bitches!)
Val: Ahh! You've got a furry creature on your upper lip! Get it off!
Hogan botches trying to save HBK from the X-Pac sucking machine.
HBK: And ONE, and TWO, and THR--- whoops.
HBK: Aw...I killed the Big Orange Monster.
Fans: Ding dong, the monster's dead! He won't pose no more, Shawn superkicked his head...
Hogan: What do you MEAN it's 2005?