This match, and moreover Kriss Sprules himself, is everything that is wrong with British wrestling. Apparently, the rest of that show was of a very high quality, but this is what the whole evening will be remembered for, a piss-poor clusterfuck with two backyard twats rolling around the ring like they're scared to take a bump. It's so bad it's not even funny, much like Kriss Sprules' personal claims that:
* He is a professional, with four years proper training from other professionals
* He is a world-reknowned UK wrestler
* He has been offered work by numerous top US and Japanese feds, including ROH and TNA
* He is TNA's official UK scout
* He is in close contact with several WWE stars and could get them on his shows if their contracts allowed it
* He is, in fact, worth the oxygen he breathes
He also went on after the match to claim that it was a work, and he was wrestling badly on purpose. When no-one bought that, he claimed his terrible wrestling was the result of a concussion sustained from a DDT (which happened 12 minutes into a 15-minute match). No-one bought that either, and he's been quiet for some time.
The only good thing about any of this is that awesome, AWESOME spoof commentary.
That is all.
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