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JR: Okay class, who can tell me where the BAHGAWD YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD ON TV is?
Students: ....
JR: Anyone? Can anyone tell me!? Where is the BAHGAWD YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV!?
Student: What the fuck are you-
JR: BAHGAWD YOU FOUL MOUTH! YOU'RE GONNA GET US THROWN OFF THE AIR! BAHGAWD!
Student: Do you mean penis?
JR: BAHGAWD THAT'S GONNA COST US A PRETTY PENNY FROM THE FCC!
Student: What are you talking about?
JR: CHRISTIAN WITH A ROCK STUNNER! THE ROCK STUNNER! THE ROCK STUNNER! CHRIS STORM! CHRIS STORM! DAMN HIM TO HELL! DAMN VINCE HEYMAN TO HELL!
(Someone walks into the classroom.)
Guy: Sorry kids, JR forgot to take his medication today, so he thinks he's commentating RAW. We'll have this fixed in a jiffy...
(Ten minutes later, he brings JR back.)
JR: Okay class, now who can tell me where the penis is?
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