Hulk: Why did you kick Kevin Rutmanis out of the Melvins, brother?
Carlito: Hey, man. I'm not Buzz Osbourne, ok?
Hulk: Then... Why did you break up At the Drive-in, brother?
Carlito:
Calling him Buzz Osbourne and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez was one thing, but calling him the Drummer from Kansas just pushed Carlito over the edge.
The referee does Kane's flame trick, is the next cut.
Cameraman: This is gonna be the coolest Big Show surfing video EVER!
Declaring that you roll around in guacamole naked isn't a good way to pick up chicks...
When Giant Terds attack...
Y2J: And the wheel of firing stops on... TRIPLE H! I CAN FINALLY GET A PUSH!
John: Uh, dude, it clearly says Maven, you're looking at the wrong end...
Y2J: Damn, I guess I better get to waxing Vince's car, huh?
John didn't want to hear about how one has to "Pay their dues."
Hearthrob: WHOA!
Val: What, it's a boot to the face.
Hearthrob: Not that, I just can't believe you're actually on Raw!
Val:
Not so much a caption, but why is the fat broad taking a picture of Shawn's package?
Cameraman: That's gonna be the most SCREWED UP Limbo pole EVER!
Shawn: Look at him, heh. He looks like he was crucified. Just like...
*thinks for a second*
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Hulk: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOOK MORE SENILE THAN FLAIR?