Try as he might, Conway couldn’t find Waldow that night.
Conway had to hold Rico down. If he wouldn’t of, Rico would of started riverdancing with the ref.
Ref: No Rico, you’re doing it all wrong. If you’re going to do the “stuck in a box” bit you need your legs in the box.
Rico: I’m sorry, I don’t know much about boxes.
Conways:
*snickers*
Ref: Wait… Is that a joke?
In mid match Rico did his remediation of Limp Bizkit’s “Rollin’.”
No caption here… I just really, really, really wish that I were the cameraman on the other side of the ring.
For the first time in wrestling history the “You Sold Out” chant wasn’t out of anger.
Albeit he has become a little weird, lost some of his mass, and has become more flamboyant than ever, it’s a good thing to know that the Warrior is still straight.
All the ref could do is think…
*Oh god… All it’s going to be is a shoulder block, a bear hug, a spear, a press slam into the power slam, a jackhammer, and a lariat… I should of brought my gameboy to the ring…*
Mark Henry and the ref shocked the world as they hit the 3D on Goldberg to become The New Dudley Boyz.
The Coach really shouldn’t be so shocked that Goldberg didn’t sell the 3D.
Goldberg (thinking):
*Hmmm… I could hit the Coach with a neckbreaker drop, or maybe a tornado punch. Maybe I’ll just stalk him for a while, and when he gets up give him a hanging vertical suplex, or a standing drop kick… How about a double underhook suplex followed up with a diving elbow or… Nah, I’ll just use the spear.*
Foley: Now this, Randy, is how to cut a promo, damn it! Now stop wasting time and say something intelligent on the mic!
Randy:………………i just pooed in my tights……..…………
Mick was out manned when the ninja’s came storming down the ramp, and he didn’t have a weapon to fight them with… Until Sean O’Haire dropped one through the bars of his cage.
Mick: It’s Ninja Ass Kicking Time!