Not even JBL can do a flattering Bush impression.
JBL botches Metal Horns.
Kane Knight: Wow, Triple H has really let himself go...
Catching a glimpse of himself in the Limo's finish, Stevie soon discovers he's NO LONGER INVISIBLE!
JBL: Okay, Vince wanted me to pull this spot in the match.
Meanie: How many times have you done a 619?
JBL: Have you ever watched Smackdown?
Meanie: No.
JBL: All the time, trust me.
FLAME ON!
I coulda been a contender!
Only after Booker admitted that Charmelle was a man did Benoit finally release the hold.
Benoit helps Booker T re-enacted JBL's "initiation."
"Mexicools? What, was the Taco Bell dog unavailable?
Eddie couldn't help but laugh at Rey's rendition of "Can you Feel the Lovve Tonight?"
Eddie: Kerwin White? What were you thinking, esse?
Rey: I didn't have anything to do with it.
Eddie, I know homes, but they fired Shannon Moore. Now take it like a man!
"The Crippler Crossface always looks so easy when Chris does it...
Eddie Couldn't believe it...
Batista couldn't believe it...
MNM couldn't believe it...
The WWE actually released the Undertaker sex tape.
Hassan: So what did you do to get punished like this?
Taker: Posting on the internet again.
Taker: How'd you get this role?
Divari: Got Caught sleeping with Lita.
Taker: And they're punishing you?
Divari: Yeah, it was Vince's turn.
"Now let's find out who you REALLY are!"
Kane Knight: I've heard of being carried to a good match, but this is ridiculous.
No more web announcements, this is how all future terminations will take place.

Matt Morgan proves that prayer works.
Even Christian was surprised when he pulled off the Bicycle kick from Mortal Kombat.
Christian: Where exactly did you say your wallet was?
Batista: Just keep looking...You'll find it.
Batista's new finisher: The Polka Buster.
The Belly Raspberry from Hell.
"No Hunter, you can't have it back!"