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I don't get Hardy fans.
A week ago, a typical MFer would say, "I hate the WWE! They fired Matt so I won't ever see him on my TV again! What they should have done was given him a huge angle to work with that would help in pushing him to the moon. I hate the WWE and I'll never watch their shows again!"
Today it's "I hate you Matt. You're a sellout. Even though I said I'd never watch the hated WWE ever again, I watched it and saw you on their show last night, and now I hate you because you're a sellout and a liar! The WWE sucks because they tricked me into thinking you're gone, but then they gave you an angle that could potentially be as big as the Outsiders. V.1 could be the next nWo and you're probably gonna be successful now. I hate you for that."
Then they probably go out and burn the emo mix tape they made for when they're feeling like crying in their pillow for unemployed Matt. They call their other MFer friends over so they can have a big bonfire with their mix tapes, and afterwards they all gorge themselves on icecream and make new emo mix tapes with the exact same songs in the same order and label them "Matt suxorzzZ" and listen to them when they go online and tell everyone on the internet that Matt really has "X-pac heat." Then they cry in their pillows over still employed Matt.
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