*A jobber comes out ready to be fed to Triple H. Triple H gets on the mic.*
Triple H: I'm going to prove once and for all that I can beat ANYONE, and OR-
*The jobber yanks the mic from Triple H's hand.*
Jobber: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU ANYMORE! YOU'RE PAST YOUR PRIME AND YOU NEED TO RETIRE! GET THE HELL OFF OF MY TV EVERY DAMN MONDAY AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO! AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET YOUR *BEEEP* OUT OF VINCE'S ASS!
*The entire crowd and Triple H is speechless.*
Jobber: TAKE THIS BITCH!
*The jobber gives Triple H a modified Styles Clash and pins him for the 3.*
Jobber: MY NAME IS SMARKIE SMARK AND I'M HERE TO REPRESENT ALL OF MY SMARK BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
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