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Alright, I'm giving in. I REALLY think the WWE should use Heat & Velocity better. I wasn't going to say anything, but I just can't resist.
Next week, here's what I hope we see on SmackDown! and Velocity respectively, leading into The Great American Bash:
SmackDown!:
-Batista & Chris Benoit vs. JBL & Orlando Jordan
-Juventud vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
-Christian vs. William Regal
-Funaki vs. Simon Dean
-MNM & Frankie Kazarian vs. Heidenreich, Animal & Nunzio
Velocity:
-Rey Mysterio vs. Khosrow Daivari
-Booker T & Paul London vs. Super Crazy & Psicosis
-bWo vs. Jobbers (have Mike Bucci do double duty)
-Hardcore Holly vs. Sylvain Grenier
On SD!, the heels win the Six-Man Tag Team Match, when Nunzio is distracted by his new valet, Torrie Wilson, and MNM's valet Melina fighting. Simon Dean says Funaki is out of shape, and should be a "boozerweight" rather than a cruiserweight. Funaki kicks Simon Dean's ass and pins him in a squash match, as a send-off to the character. Christian and William Regal have a match which is won when William Regal gets help from Booker T, adding fuel to the Christian/Booker T fire. Juventud beats Scotty 2 Hotty with help from fellow Mexicools, which brings out Paul London, who challenges Juvi to a match at The Great American Bash. JBL & Orlando Jordan are victorious with help from Doug Basham (both JBL & OJ look surprised to see him). JBL pins Benoit.
On Velocity, Grenier is introduced to us, and he defeats Hardcore Holly relatively cleanly (but we are reminded Holly has a sore leg). The bWo decide facing two jobbers isn't enough, since they are twice the competitors jobbers are. They instead get four jobbers, tie two back-to-back, another two back-to-back, and then face them in a comedy match. bWo win of course. Booker T & Paul London defeat the Mexicool tag team of Super Crazy & Psicosis, while Rey Mysterio is forced to lie down for Khosrow Daivari by Eddie Guerrero, after a fun match. After Rey Mysterio leaves the ring upset at being forced to lose, the lights go out, and The Undertaker is standing behind Khosrow Daivari. A Chokeslam and Tombstone for Daivari is used to explain his absence from the match at The Great American Bash, to make it look more certain of a 'Taker win.
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