0 - I don't want Tazz fired
This is way out there, but let's work with me here for a moment...
During some random worthless event where Hogan is flexng and posing longer then triple H talks, Ric Flair comes out, totally gets in Hogan face screaming at him and then the two of them get into a legit shoot fight in which we see Flair beat the shit out of Hogan, then take Brookes virginity. After that Vince McMahon comes down to try and get some order but Tazz wedges a mic up Vince's ass all before Paul Heyman comes running out of the audience and runs backstage and kicks Bischoff in the balls, but while he is doing that you can see in the backround that all the Diva Contestents are drinking a bowl of punch which is unknown to them poisoned and they fall to the ground with Tajiri laughing and shouting in Japanesse that they took his air time, after seeing this Christian becomes enraged and takles Tajiri to the ground, everyone starts choosing sides and there is a huge battle to the death in which everyone currently hired by WWE dies except Shane McMahon who is so overcome with grief that he climbs to the top of Titan Towers and proceeds to jump off.
......................JBL wins over Batista at SummerSlam
