And this year the Royal Rumble is brought to you by WWE’s newest sponsor, Dos Equis!
Try as he might, Bubba Ray Dudley just couldn’t scream loud enough for the beerman to come to him.
Bubba’s newest finisher- The Celestial Blast Of Death
Coach: Noooo! I don’t wanna be a joke!
No, that’s not a table… That’s the WWE’s newest way to censor things that shouldn’t be shown on television.
When the hell did they decide to bring Nailz back, and dress him up as Cena?
Too bad for Rey, the Jamie Noble easy chairs aren’t that easy to set up. Not even the Ref knows how to do it.
Reason #108 why it’s cool to have a blind girlfriend- She’ll never know that it was you who farted in her face.
Yes Jamie, let’s make faces at the blind girl… Reeeeeal smart of ya….
Chavo: Hey Eddie, what happened to your mullet?
Eddie: Hey Chavito, what happened to your push?
Moment later Eddie came crashing down onto Chavo and the world knew that Eddie forgot his invisible jet pack.
I, too, remember the day I taught my older brother how to tie a tie.
On one hand Eddie and Chavo loved the fact Dos Equis sponsored the PPV, but did the co-sponsor, Yal Rum, need to buy a spot on the ramp?
At one point in time pro wrestling was known around the world as the sport of kings, with such greats as Lou Thez, Freddie Blassie, Frank Gotch, Buddy Rogers, and countless others. In tribute to the sport of kings, this PPV was dubbed the Royal Rumble. In this year’s tribute this match should have been a curtain jerker.
It’s one thing to steal a move from one show and use it on your show, but Lesnar’s Angle Slam was as big of a rip off as the Shooting Star Press.
Triple H could only look in disgust and regret at the love child he had with A-Train.
King: Oh my god! Triple H looks like he’s in a load of pain!
JR: Baw Gawd you’re right King! Triple H looks like he’s in complete agony!
King: This is the first time he has sold in a loooooong time!
JR: …next time you say something like that, turn your mic off…