And Goldberg thought he had a good spear!
Ref: Trips, right now is NOT a good time to do your bushwhacker impression.
HHH: Wooooooooah! Yaaaaaaaay!
HHH: Dude, she must me a total slut, isn’t she!
HBK: Yeah, that Carrie will sleep with anyone if you lie to her and tell her you love her.
HBK couldn’t look away from the extension on Triple H’s tights… It’s no wonder why he’s with Vince’s daughter.
And from the rafters comes Teddy Long’s newest protégé, the Black Pacman.
The ref just stood in shock… Triple H, selling?
Eric: Ha! I just talked to Goldberg, and he said your booking was “meh sheh gu na!”
Paul: What? Meshungina is a real word.
Eric: So is Goldberg really saying he shags nuts?
Paul: No, Meshungina is one word, not a phrase.
Austin: Wait! I know this! Isn’t that the word for not eating pork, or something?
Paul: Oy….
All Matt Morgan could do is laugh… None of the Tough Enough winners were in the rumble.
That wasn’t the best time to give Kane an enema.
You’d be running too if Triple H had an assortment of wrestlers playing “Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum in a dish” to see who the next person he would burry would be.
Other wrestlers from the back ran out of the locker room as the game went on.
The WWE is an environmentally friendly corporation. Here, they’re recycling one of HBK’s old moves.
Randy just passed out as there was too much on his mind… Someone who could wrestle, AND cut a promo? Impossible!
Nunzio thought that as long as there was a camera on him he wouldn’t get stuck cleaning Sean O’Haire’s cage.
Chris Beniot, you just won the 2004 Royal Rumble after entering at number 1, you broke the record for the longest time in the ring, and you were able to carry The Big Show in a dramatic ending. What are you going to do?
Beniot: I’m going to Raw!!!
It’s Hoss Tossin’ Time!
Here is your winner of the first ever Hoss Tossin’ Contest, Chris Beniot!