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Old 07-25-2005, 06:13 PM   #8
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Rey: YOU WIN EDDIE! YOU WIN! DOMINIC! I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THE BEDTIME STORY OF YOUR LIFE!

Eddie: What?

Rey: I HAVE SECRETS OF MY OWN! LIKE YOU AND ME, EDDIE, WE'RE GAY!

(The entire crowd goes silent.)

Vince: What the hell!? We didn't write this in!

Rey: AND DOMINIC, I'M NOT YOUR FATHER! AND NEITHER IS EDDIE! IT'S KERWIN WHITE! AND EDDIE, I FUCKED YOUR WIFE WHENEVER YOU WEREN'T HOME!

JR: What do you mean, Vince!?

Vince: Oh, um, I mean this is all my idea. Yeah.
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