'Twas the night before RAW, and all through the arena,
Not a wrestler was popping, not even John Cena
Until the man know as Heidenrech appeared
When he tag-teamed with the man with face paint and a beard
They fought and they wrestled, and they grappled with skill
And just when I thought this angle would get killed,
I saw a new Legion, but this one was Doomed
When they won the tag team belts, the crowd nearly swooned!
And that...was a poem...by Terran RICH!!!
Christian: Open wide and say aaahhhh
Sharmell: WAAAAAAAHHHHHH EEEEHHHHH AAAAAHHH
Christian: ... eh.
Before Christian could look, the X-Pac sucking machine made a grand return to PPV, claiming Booker T. as its next victim...
Boy, it's painful when you're crappin' out Charisma...
Benoit and Jordan are the first victims of the brand new X-Pac
Blowing Machine.
Go, Blue Racer, Go!
Super Crazy: I can finally see you! I GOT YOU!!
And the WWE presents Earl Hebner's replacement!
WWE presents "The Best Piss-Breaks of the Decade!" Coming in Fall '05.
Vince pulled the curtain to reveal that the hamster wheel that runs his company was in fact run by the Taker-Hassan daisy chain link.
DAMN YOU, HASS— er, UPN!!!
Rey: You can keep your win, and your mojo, if you give me...your BABY!
Rey: Eddie, what are you doing? Wake up!
Eddie: Leg. Comfy. Tired.
Rey: I mean it, Eddie!
JBL: Hello, America! My flag is bigger than yours!
Unlike HHH's promos, which leave you in a coma, Batista's promos leave you in stitches!
