TODAY ON BARNEY AND FRIENDS:
Barney: Hey boys and girls, today we're gonna talk about in--
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Hassan: You people ! You put me down as un-American! I have been set aside by all those in the media as a terrorist and all of you out there think that I am su--
Barney: HEY! ...Get it straight. The guy that's usually in your spot is sick today so you better not get his fuckin' ass kicked off the show. Now, are you gonna play Baby Bop or am I gonna have to kick your carnivorous ass all the way to the unemployment line ?!
Hassan: ... yes'im.
Barney: .................HEY HEY!!!
**goofy laughter!**