Kane Knight,
I demand one bazillion dollars for the fact that your name is one letter 'K' away from having the same acronym as a racist based group. There were some African Americans in my family a LONG way back, and I think I may distantly be related to them (
). Also, by having the word Knight in your name, you're suggesting that you like the "night", which makes you sound Goth. In turn, you discriminate against my friends and I for wearing sweater vests. I'll see you in court.
....BITCH.
(Just kidding, I'm still your manwhore!)