Time to do what I do best...
Insert Homosexual Gangbang Joke here.
Chris Masters career ended to the delight of fans everywhere because of an unfortunate incident. Gene was supposed to catch all of him, but for some reason, he only wanted his feet.
Shelton: Yeah, we the best!
Show: Dude, stop grabbing my ass
The Macho Man botches the V-1 symbol, While Christy lets loose a MONSTER fart!
The progression from disgust to happiness displayed in ring failed to garner the fan's attention.
Eugene: I saw the leather guy in the back, but: where's the cop, the Construction worker, the Sailor, and the Cowboy?
or
Eugene: BUFFALO!!!!
Kurt (to himself): Why does Triple H hate me? I have to put over a retard and a fat guy who did a peepee dance to Buffalo up...
Matt was disgusted when it finally dawned on him that this is the last time he'd EVER be in a limo when he's something OTHER than the driver...
A few minutes later, Triple H will be glad he invested in the Mattbot 2999, with the instant kill Vince McMahon feature.
The newest member of the Four Horsemen botches their symbol.
Here are two things that just don't go together...
Val Venis counters the elbow in the corner by taking a great big bite out of the Con-man's head. The fans continue not to care.
This Raw had everything: Fat out of shape Indians, a Porn star vs. Mr. Slave, and a Giant Stevie Richards getting head from a C-List Celebrity.
Crummy Larry King Impersonator: Good, now only 5,000 more "brothers" to go...
Heartbreak Hogan: Brother, You, Brother, Are, Brother, A, Brother, Homo, Brother, Brother, Brother!
Cena: Dude, I'm gonna be sick...
As Punishment for being more over than Triple H, these poor souls are forced to watch all of the Triple H promos of the past 3 years, in their entirety, back to back, non-stop, 666 times in a row.
Cena's diving Hogan Impression off the top is always a hit with the fans.
Bischoff: That T isn't up to OSHA Regulations!
Cena: What do you mean, Lita told me it was!
Jericho: Lita? Oh S***, I'll fix it!
Jericho: Dude, I told you not to tell the ghosts of Curt Hennig and Bobby Duncan, Jr. that Rap was better than Country...
Bischoff: This L isn't up to OSHA Regulations, either! How are we gonna do the in-ring tribute everyone's favorite Wrestling Plumber if you can't conform to OSHA Regulations, DAMMIT!
Security Guard: (out of the picture) Afterwards, I want you to say "Oh what a Lovely Teaparty!"
Eric: Unfortunately, Chris, we have decided to not give you the WWE Title.
Jericho: What do you mean, if I am not going over Cena, then who is?
Eric: The management has decided on Kevin Nash
Jericho: NOOOO! NOT AGAIN!!!!
Cena's portrayal of Dorthy in the remake of the Wizard of Oz wasn't as big a hit as it should have been.
The Native American's weren't the only ones offended by Tim McGraw performing his hit song "Indian Outlaw" at the Mohegan Sun Casino...