Everybody: NO!!! NO MORE CONCERTS!! ENOUGH!!!
Big Show: Here, take him. We don't want him.
Big Show: [hiccup] You an' me, buddy, we're gonnuh go out on the town!
Shelton: Guys night out! [hiccup] GUYS NIGHT OUTT!!
Big Show: We're gunnuah have a GODO time, maaaaaaann!
Shelton: I'm gonna... I'M GONNA PUUUUKE!!!
Eugene's never been so happy in his life. And right about now, Jerry Lawler curses Bischoff for placing the announce booth on the LEFT side of the stage...
Eugene: Man, how do you get this thing off?
Angle: Why would you want to take it off...?
Fat Over-the-Hill Gimmick Man, meet Stuck-in-a-Never-Ending-Gimmick Man!
Eugene: Kurt! I'll save you!
Angle: No! Save yourself! The Sucking Machine is too great!
Eugene: X-Pac must be stopped! He-- KURT, NOOOO!!!
[Kurt slips]
Kurt: Help me!!!
Tatanka: Screw that, I'm holding on for dear life.
Matt: [snarl] MATT HUNGRY! FEED MATT!!!!
Work-shoot-Anti-Kayfabe Guinea Pig, meet Suddenly-For-No-Reason-Other-Than-Supporting-ECW-Babyface Boss Man!
Fan: Hey, how many shows until you disappear? Oh, ok, thanks Matt!
Matt's rendition of "Who Put the Bop In the Bop-Sha-Bop-Sha-Bop" didn't go over very well with the crowd.
Ref: All right you two, you're both exceeding the Jobber Limit we've recently imposed...
Rob Schneider: The only man on Earth still excited about the RAW Diva Search.
HBHogan: Whoa, BROTHER, my laser beam isn't working! [concentrates] Shoot, damn you, BROTHER!
Jericho: This is what we do with guys who break the TitanTron and get away with it!
Carlito: Yeah! Dat... dat's not cul!
Cena: Uerrrggh!!
John Cena, Matrix style! You
can't see him...there IS NO JOHN CENA.
Cena: What do you mean my crucifix is wrong! YOU try holding up Chong over here.
Carlito: Cheech and Chong? Now dey...dey were CUL!!
Jericho: Hey! Who broke my John Cena blow-up doll? Now I have to fix him...
Bischoff: LOOK! Look at what you did to our cameras! They're all in black and white now!! This is coming out of YOUR paycheck, Cena!
Chris Jericho - the only man known to be able to shit out talent. Whoops...it's only Cena. I think he must've just sharted instead.
Bischoff: And that's not all! We'll throw in this authentic replica Spinning WWE Championship Belt for free!
Jericho: What's that, Belty? What did that Bad, Bad Man Cena do to you? That's...disgusting...
Bischoff: Belt sex! NOT for the faint of heart, people!
Next up on Turner Movie Classics... The Crimson Mask of Doom.
Jericho: YOU! Dammit, YOU ARE THE HOMO!!! Yes, YOU!!