VINCE: I'm Vince McMahon, dammit! And when I say pull my finger, you say "how high?"
PAUL: That doesn't make any se--
VINCE: Silence, peon!
Doug's impression of a slave rowing a Viking longboat was WAY over with the crowd, but Paul wasn't crazy about it.
Once again, through interpretive dance, WWE superstars (and a ref) try to tell Vince to "Get The 'F' Back In."
KURT: I don't know. Remember the last time people opened the Ark, and everybody's faces melted and stuff? Better leave it be.
Eddie Guerrero introduced Rey Mysterio to legendary
luchador El Cabeza de Poop.
DAWN: Oh, thank you, Paul! This John Cena doll is soooooooooo lifelike. Is it...anatomically correct? *Unzips pants* Oooh. Word life.
Worst. Fameasser. Ever.
JAMIE: Look, ma! I'm swimmin'!
O'HAIRE: Okay, so they shrunk me, gave me a stupid coat, and made me get breast implants, but at least I'm out of my cage.
REY: Ooh, a quarter!
REF: Jamie, what are you doing down there?
JAMIE: We're just playing.
REF: What game?
JAMIE: "Let's Break Rey In Half."
JAMIE: Good God, Sean! It's like you have a third leg!
O'HAIRE: You're not telling me anything I didn't already know.
JAMIE: That's the LAST time I go to church with Rhyno!
After Sean O'Haire was allowed on network television, the curse was lifted, and he transformed into a beautif--uh...prett--moderately attractive woman!
BROCK: TINKY WINKY IS NOT GAY!
BROCK: TUBBY CUSTARD DOES NOT TASTE LIKE POO!
Charlie "Lunch Guesser" Haas debuted his new gimmick.
Damn you, Fryza, for taking my WSS joke! 
While the SmackDown superstars awaited the Big Show's arrival, Rhyno got distracted by the pretty lights.
RHYNO: Okay, Kurt. We'll have your foot out of there in no time. Everybody grab part of the Show and pull!
KURT: AH! My foot!
SHOW: AH! My ass!
SHOW: That's right. "John Cena Thud." That's the noise you made when I threw you out of the Rumble.
CENA: You can't see my word bubbles!
GUNN: Dude, your cheeks look more like a forehead.
SHOW: Yeah, you wait there. Lemme throw out Sparky and Mrs. Palumbo, and I'll be right with you.
The kid on the right side indicates how many people actually thought Rikishi might win the SmackDown Rumble.
-WWE SUPERSTARS RE-CREATE THE SIMPSONS-
BILLY: Okay, Grampa, time to go to bed.
EDDIE: But I'm not tired!
BILLY: Come on. Do you need to poop?
EDDIE: Always.
Kurt and Eddie give Stevie the dreaded wishbone.
Brock's new rule that he would only defend against people who could perform the Alabamaslam presented Eddie with a unique challenge.
KURT: So, wait. You're saying the shin bone's connected to the KNEE bone?
KURT: And the foot bone's connected to the ankle bone?
EDDIE: There is no ankle bone.
KURT: And the crotchbo--
EDDIE: Okay, that's it,
ese. I'm throwin' you out.
Eddie wept. He should have humored Kurt. And now he'd never see his lower legs again.
EDDIE: Hey, why does that safe have "Property of HHH" written on it? And why is it...oh, no.