The security guy with the ponytail had delusions of grandeur. That's why he was frantically trying to put his face below Cena's "The champ is here" arrow.
Big Show shows off his athletic ability by winning the point with a spike against Snitsky is a friendly game of Volley-Masters.
Shelton and Show (singing): "What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning?"
Christy: No, Eugene, you didn't look at the illustrated manual right."
Personal note: Shoot me now! Rob Schnieder SUCKS!
Y2J: "It's ok, Belty. We'll get you back to Hunter soon enough."