Vince: "I don't think so, Paul... it's a C-cup at best."
After a few practice sessions, Danny and Paul were almost ready to hit the operahouse with their rendition of Swan Lake.
The beating was so bad that Paul crapped a WWE logo out his ass.
Kurt: "Can't argue with you there, Dawn. That
is the biggest chocolate I've ever seen."
Meeting the Dalai Lama and Hannibal Lecter should have been clues enough, but when Midget Steve Austin climbed up onto his shoulder, Eddie figured he was in the middle of another tequila-induced dream.
Dawn: "So why don't you and me go to the back room and..."
Cena: "Shhh. 'Friends' is on."
Noble: "No way, Rey! That invisible hoagie is mine!"
While Jamie entertains Nidia with a puppet show, the sick cameraman tries to take a peek under Nidia's coat.
Noble: "Damn, Rey. That Rhyno got you good this time."
Little did Jamie know that Nidia used her Magic Walking Stick to strike him down with a storm of blue fireballs.
"Here is the church, and here is the steeple, open the doors and... dammit, how do I get the 'people' inside the church again?"
After "Gigli", Jennifer's career hit an all time low.
If you think you have a hard time when you wake up in the morning, remember the story of poor Orlando Jones...
The lessons may be hard, but once you got through the Brock School of Acrobatics, you
will learn how to walk with your hands.
For once, Rhyno's prank backfires.
Rhyno: "It's bend... and snap! Bend... and SNAP! C'mon, girls, you're not even trying!"
The moment Kurt Angle screamed "Look! A penny!", everybody scrambled.
Show: "Dammit, John. Will you at least wear pants when you get into the ring?"
The worst part was when Rikishi made his cheeks "sing" for Billy.
Show: "So are you going to get this gum off my shoe or what?"
Things got ugly when Rikishi mistook Shelton's leg for a roast beef.
As Eddie sat there, a tear slowly trickled down his eye. Billy had grown up... to be... a MAN.
To the fans' delightful surprise, the Smackdown Royal Rumble ended with a dance-off.
But, Vince, being Vince, decided to augment the match with an in-house wind tunnel.
Eddie: "Olympic athletes first."
Kurt: "Why thank you for lifting the ring ropes, Eddie. You're a class act, all the way.... Waaaait a minute."
Kurt: "Tell me, God Almighty... are these Adidas, or was Eddie just yanking my chain?"
As Kurt began to sprout wings, Eddie knew he had only seconds to throw him out before he transformed into Super Angle Z.
Eddie: "Dammit! I
knew I shouldn't've bet on Gunn to win the Rumble!"
Eddie: "Thanks for the win, God! If there's anything you need..."
God: "Do you remember that Brady Bunch episode where Greg makes Peter his slave? It's on tonight. Tape it."
*apologies for the Family Guy reference*