HOT ANAL ACTION...
...TIMES TWO!!!
You know you're Hulk Hogan when you see that even people playing retards on TV are forced to suck your dick.
(thinking to herself): Finally, I don't have to be in THIS crap anymore.
AS HOMER SIMPSON: MMMMM---chocolate!
SHAWN: YOU'RE A LESBIAN!! Yeah, that's right, I would've said that you were a homo, but since you had no dick anyway, I had to take it a step further.
On the verge of finding out that Hogan was a woman, since he had no dick, Lawler was about to start squeezing Hogan's puppies. Shawn had to do something to save him.
HOGAN: Yeah, Shawn, but who was it that STOLE my dick? YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!
ANGLE: You want to have sex with me? You know, that beasty-howdy sex?
As Eric Bishoff slapped Dave Laguana-in-disguise for writing a sucky show, Jericho suddenly felt the possession of Triple H, opening his mouth for obvious purposes.
Bishoff couldn't believe his ears, as he was hearing a big steel, flaming grater start to come out of the entranceway and ready to kill everyone.
HOGAN: YOOOOOUUUUU....stole my mojo.
Rob Conway was going to show Gene Snisky the right way to have a foot fetish, and that was the CON-WAY!!
As Carlito was falling from the hole in the glass ceiling, Cena was ready to show the ladies what he REALLY means when he says "The Champ Is HUUUURRRRREEEEE!!"