Banshee and Siren's Double Team Attack Was Devastating.
Matt: Don't look at me like that?
Cop: But, But, You're so Dreamy!
Matt: That's it, you're getting a threatening email!
Eugene has to go to great lengths to make an arm wrestling match with Hogan look legit.
Eugene: ECHOOOOOOO!
Hulk: Whoa, that's cool...
Kurt Angle: Five seconds after seeing Viscera's sex video, Two Seconds before projectile Vomiting begins.
Vastardikai: Smile if you are a worthless broad only getting by on your looks?
She botched making the act of pouring paint all over self look sexy, and now she botched giving the camera the finger.
Shawn's invisible handgun of doom doesn't startle Hogan.
Somewhere, the ear drums of fans everywhere are happy.
JR: Bah Gawd, Hogan's got the invisible Handgun of Doom, those pythons aren't made of Tuna Casserole
Coach: Shawn, can you kick him for me, too?
And for once, the fans LIKE what Coach had to say...
Kurt: Man, Matt Bourne fell off the wagon, bad. I used to love you as Big Josh!
Eugene: I'm not Matt Bourne...
Kurt: And as Doink the Clown, you were awesome!
Eugene: I mean it, I am NOT Matt Bourne... Wait a Minute, How did you know I was Doink?
Kurt: Who DIDN'T play Doink the Clown? I think even I put on the clown makeup during the Olympic Qualifiers.
Thing Desperately tries to make the tag.
Jericho: That was the SECOND worst bitchslap I saw tonight!
Bischoff: Really what was the first?
Jericho: Jobbing Shelton Benjamin to Chris Masters.
Bischoff: Don't worry, you're next!
Jericho:
Bischoff: Echo... WHOA!
Edge was overwhelmed by Matt's secret weapon: His army of Prisoners and Zombies
Hogan: YOU... are holding down John Cena!
A few seconds later, Hogan learned that Sweet Chin Music had NOTHING on Shawn's fatal Sindel Hair Grab.
Victoria: You mean I have to sleep with HIM to get air time? Forget it, I'll just go back to Heat where I belong.
Dragging Giant Turds across the ring isn't My Way or Your Way, but it is the CON WAY!
The Fans were pleased to see Carlito's Moonsault DDT put an end to Cena's terrible rendition of the Face-hugger Birth from the Alien Trilogy.