[Rob Ban Fan]

Originally Posted by Doink What is everyone else looking forward to this saturday ??

I'm looking forward to meeting my mate and discussing our prefered lineups on the train to Fratton. I'm looking forward to buying a programme from the same old fat guy on the way to the ground. I'm looking forward to going into the same old turnstyle and saying "alright?" to the old guy in the turnstyle even though i know he never replies. I'm looking forward to going up the stairs and seeing the pitch and players warming up as you get to the top !!!!!

I'm looking forward to saying hi and smiling at the stupid old bitch and her husband that sit behind me that I hate. I'm looking forward to the fat kid and his mate that sit next to me. I'm looking forward to the fat kid and his dad with two different coloured eyes that sit infront of me. I'm looking forward to the odd bald guy who sits next to my mate and always makes fun of how my mate dresses.

I'm looking forward to the little kid and his mum who sit infront of me, who always turns around and looks at me to work out the words to the songs we're singing and makes me feel really uncomfortable when i shout the word "cunt".

I'm looking forward to Joe Jordan walking down to our corner to put cones out and me and my mate clapping him and him turning around and going "thank you" and me and my mate going "Joe Jordan just said thanks to us "

I'm looking forward to making fun of this little fat kid with a head like a potato who sits near us, with my mate. I'm looking forward to the same shitty pre match music


aaaand hopefully 3 points