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**Rock Bottom** · 01-30-2004, 09:02 AM

We're live at Wrestlemania! I'm Jim Ross along with Jerry 'The King' Lawler, and we'd like to ask for a moment of silence as the FFX-2 girl sings the star spangled banner.

Lawler: I'D SPANGLE HER BANNER WITH MY STARS, WOOHOO!

Match #1: Shawn Michaels vs. Mysterio for the Cruiserweight Championship. Shawn Michaels goes over Rey when Rey tries the West Coast Pop and Shawn hits the Superkick while he is coming at him. Jim Ross screams that Rey Mysterio has been literally decapitated.

Match #2: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. Batista and Ric Flair for the WWE Tag Titles: HHH goes over Ric Flair when Flair taps to the Figure-4. Ric Flair's leg has been literally broken in half.

Match #3: HHH vs. Randy Orton for the Intercontinental Championship: Even though it was scheduled for Orton to win, Orton botches the RKO and hits the ref instead, and HHH uses the sledgehammer (I mean, really uses it.) while the ref is down and gets the 3-count.

Match #4: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. The Bashams for the other Tag Titles: Michaels hits a Superkick on one of them at the same exact time HHH pedigrees the other, and they pin the Bashams at the exact same time.

Match #5: Shawn Michaels vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship: Michaels gets the win over Brock when Brock gets six F-5's, but then, BAM Chin Music out of nowhere. 1-2-3.

Match #6: The Hardcore Title is revived! HHH vs. Mankind: HHH goes over after hitting Mankind with a steel chair *eleven* times after handcuffing him with *both* hands to the ring!

Match #7: HHH vs. The Big Show for the United States Championship: HHH takes the win when the Big Show goes for the chokeslam, but is unable to lift HHH. Big Show injures his back and HHH takes the pin.

Match #8: Fatal Fiveway Match for the WWE Women's Title, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Molly, Shawn Michaels: Shawn Michaels gets the win going over Lita with a superkick. MOLLY WAS SCREWED! SHE WASN'T EVEN PINNED AND SHE LOST THE TITLE!

Match #9: HHH vs. The Big Boss Man: HHH BEATS THE BOSSMAN IN *THREE* SECONDS!!!! HOLY S***!!!!!!!! SHATTERING THE ROCK'S QUICKEST WIN RECORD OF 4 SECONDS!

Match #10: THE DREAM MATCH: Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, The Rock, Goldberg, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sting, Vince McMahon - Vince McMahon goes over The Rock with a judo chop.

Match #11: HHH vs. HBK for EVERY title in an Iron Man Match: Ends in a draw as both men have five pinfalls, however, it is decided that since HHH has MORE belts than Shawn, that HHH has won every single championship! Your NEW undisputed CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING, THE GUY WHO IN ONE NIGHT, SINGLE HANDEDLY WON EVERY SINGLE TITLE IMAGINABLE, THE GAME, TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPLE H!

HHH then leaves to film a movie.

The rosters unite, forced to work together to train for their match in August, of HHH vs. EVERYONE. Several feuds and skirmishes break out amongst the ranks.

01-30-2004, 09:02 AM	#4
Rock Bottom Ball So Hard University Posts: 8,450	My idea of an HHH-booked WM. We're live at Wrestlemania! I'm Jim Ross along with Jerry 'The King' Lawler, and we'd like to ask for a moment of silence as the FFX-2 girl sings the star spangled banner. Lawler: I'D SPANGLE HER BANNER WITH MY STARS, WOOHOO! Match #1: Shawn Michaels vs. Mysterio for the Cruiserweight Championship. Shawn Michaels goes over Rey when Rey tries the West Coast Pop and Shawn hits the Superkick while he is coming at him. Jim Ross screams that Rey Mysterio has been literally decapitated. Match #2: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. Batista and Ric Flair for the WWE Tag Titles: HHH goes over Ric Flair when Flair taps to the Figure-4. Ric Flair's leg has been literally broken in half. Match #3: HHH vs. Randy Orton for the Intercontinental Championship: Even though it was scheduled for Orton to win, Orton botches the RKO and hits the ref instead, and HHH uses the sledgehammer (I mean, really uses it.) while the ref is down and gets the 3-count. Match #4: Shawn Michaels and HHH vs. The Bashams for the other Tag Titles: Michaels hits a Superkick on one of them at the same exact time HHH pedigrees the other, and they pin the Bashams at the exact same time. Match #5: Shawn Michaels vs. Brock Lesnar for the WWE Championship: Michaels gets the win over Brock when Brock gets six F-5's, but then, BAM Chin Music out of nowhere. 1-2-3. Match #6: The Hardcore Title is revived! HHH vs. Mankind: HHH goes over after hitting Mankind with a steel chair eleven times after handcuffing him with both hands to the ring! Match #7: HHH vs. The Big Show for the United States Championship: HHH takes the win when the Big Show goes for the chokeslam, but is unable to lift HHH. Big Show injures his back and HHH takes the pin. Match #8: Fatal Fiveway Match for the WWE Women's Title, Trish, Lita, Jazz, Molly, Shawn Michaels: Shawn Michaels gets the win going over Lita with a superkick. MOLLY WAS SCREWED! SHE WASN'T EVEN PINNED AND SHE LOST THE TITLE! Match #9: HHH vs. The Big Boss Man: HHH BEATS THE BOSSMAN IN THREE SECONDS!!!! HOLY S***!!!!!!!! SHATTERING THE ROCK'S QUICKEST WIN RECORD OF 4 SECONDS! Match #10: THE DREAM MATCH: Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, The Rock, Goldberg, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Sting, Vince McMahon - Vince McMahon goes over The Rock with a judo chop. Match #11: HHH vs. HBK for EVERY title in an Iron Man Match: Ends in a draw as both men have five pinfalls, however, it is decided that since HHH has MORE belts than Shawn, that HHH has won every single championship! Your NEW undisputed CHAMPION OF THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING, THE GUY WHO IN ONE NIGHT, SINGLE HANDEDLY WON EVERY SINGLE TITLE IMAGINABLE, THE GAME, TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIPLE H! HHH then leaves to film a movie. The rosters unite, forced to work together to train for their match in August, of HHH vs. EVERYONE. Several feuds and skirmishes break out amongst the ranks.