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Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 Political Hell Elimination Chamber for the World Heavyweight Championship: HHH vs. Shawn Michaels vs. X-Pac (sub for Nash who tore his quad while walking to the ring, then Scott Hall was the planned sub but he was too drunk and was arrested on the way to the ring) vs. Goldberg vs. Vince McMahon vs. Stephanie McMahon Goldberg of course jobs in 7 seconds to the Pedigree. HBK is the next in and he and HHH attempt to put on a **** match because they are friends, and therefore they HAVE to put in the effort. X-Pac is in next and he just stands around. Stephanie is in next and HHH forces HBK and X-Pac to wrestle. HH and Steph then proceed to have sex in the middle of the ring. Vince is in last and he KO's X-Pac and HBK with a double Vinnie Mac Stunner. He attempts to pin both of them, but HHH's Ego Sense tingles and he pulls Vince off of HBK and X-Pac, Pedigrees Vince, eliminates him, then pins HBK and X-Pac. HHH and Steph then finish their business and then HHH just pins Steph to retain the title.

****ing great