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Have a guy who works the lights and music and everything start messing with wrestlers. Have him fuck up the Undertaker's big scary pyro, at least after Taker's made a heel turn so the fans eat it up...or someone similar's. HHH's also comes to mind...y'know, have "The Game" switch to "It's Raining Men" and have the lights flicker pink or something. Eventually have the guy show up on the Titantron, on accident of course, while he's trying to fuck up the video feed of another entrance. Have him disappear for a week or so afterward.
Later on, when somebody's cutting a promo backstage in the halls or something, or when the camera's following a wrestler around...show the same guy doing janitorial work. When the wrestler's done talking or not paying attention (maybe he just got taken out by another wrestler, who promptly leaves), have the demoted guy grab the cameraman's attention and start talking about being demoted. Have him talk about how wrestler's couldn't make it without average joes like him. Disappear for another week or so.
Then, during another match of another big name, have him run in...as the popcorn guy. Have him leap out of the audience and take out somebody with a metal tray or something. Have him totally beat the hell out of a guy before getting taken away by security, or layed out by surprise by the other wrestler.
Then next week, have him run in as a fan, maybe wearing one of those fake moustache-glasses-nose sets, and bum rush the same guy. Eventually, have the wrestler confront the guy, who will introduce himself as Joe--a lowly shmoe who's always wanted to be a wrestler. Have them come to a deal.
See, the wrestler in question wants to beat the shit out of Joe by this point. Joe wants to wrestler. Joe's apparently pretty good--he's been backstage so damn long that he's learned all the big moves. Have Eric Bischoff agree to give him a contract and a match at a PPV. If Joe wins, he gets to stay in the biz. If he loses...well, he's barred from WWE events forever.
Obviously, he's gonna win. Either that, or have him lose in an amazing match, then have the other show pick him up. Even as a wrestler, have him talk about being the Average Joe--just a normal guy who got lucky.
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