Thread: Undertaker needs something new..
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Old 08-15-2005, 06:42 PM   #64
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Originally Posted by alvarado52
Shit, this is an easy one. With all the trend of handicap gimmicks going around (Eugene, CM Punk), i say we make the Undertaker a penisless man. We easily set up a match at Wrestlemania between him and Torrie Wilson in a "loser loses the penis" match, obviously Torrie has nothing to lose. Mr.McMahon, obviously having penis envy, interferes with a chair shot to the head on UT, Torrie gets the win, he comes back as a biker again, but THIS time...he has no junk. So from that point on, in every match, anytime the opponent low blows him, BAHGAWDITDIDNTEFFECTHIM! HIS PENIS ISNT MADE OF A BANANA SAMMICH! THATS A HUMAN BEING IN THAT RING!. Sorry, i hate the Undertaker...
Nice, though you don't even need to go that far. After a stiff match with JBL, Undertaker's back is broken. He now comes down to the ring in a Hoveround scooter. Just bring back his "Rolling rolling rolling" Theme.
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