The Canadian fans were stunned. Never has someone of Hulk Hogan's stature pissed on their soil... This year...
Doc: OH NO THEY'VE FOUND ME! I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY'VE FOUND ME! RUN FOR IT KURT!
Kurt: That joke has run it's...
*Gunshot*
Kurt: OH SHIT! HIDE ME!
Hogan: WEEEEEE!
Kurt: I fucking hate Vince, I fucking hate Vince, I fucking hate Vince...
Hogan: FASTER! FASTER!
The difference between a mark, smark, and a Canadian...
Mark: BOOOO! YOU SUCK SHAWN! BOOOO!
Canadian: THAT'S BRET'S MOVE, EH! YOU BASTARD!
Smark: God damn it, Hogan needs to learn to take a Sharpshooter...
And here's Hulk Hogan's mother giving birth to him, proving once and for all that Hogan is just a big ass, old baby.
Bischoff: Maybe I could use some of that hair, ya big fur ball!
Jericho: Good one, Eric!
Carlito: HAHAHAH - HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S NOT COOL!
Jericho was just one lesson away from mastering the self-inflicting Tarantula.
(Insert porn joke here.)
Cena: AHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! WEEE! HAHAHA *WAP* Whoops...
JR: BAHGAWD REVERSED INVERTED UPSIDE DOWN UNPRITTIER!
*THWHACK*
Jericho: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO THE THRILLER DANCE!
I see a ho. Oh, no. I see three! Three hos! Three smelly hos.
Coach: Raise your hand and giggle... AH! COACH DIDN'T SAY!
Ashley: Note to self, never eat chili dogs before coming out to the ring.
Coach: This is for you!
Ashley: OH WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON IT!
Ashley: I LOVE OVERSIZED PIECES OF CARDBOARD!
Ashley: GOTCHA AUSTIN! Hehehehehe...
Ashley does her best Hulk Hogan impression.
Edge: AHHHH! AHHHH! OH MY GOD! OW! SHIT! GET OFF!
Lita: Ooo didn't wike dat?
Edge: Is that... IS THAT A PIECE OF MY PENIS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Lita: .... Umh oh...
Kurt: The one thing I love more than sweaty bestiality sex is fucking people who play retards...
Eugene (Out of character): DO I HAVE TO DO THIS!?
Vince (off screen): Yes, babe, er, I mean Nick...
The Big Show saves the Heart Throbs from X Pac's sucking power.
Antonio: Mmm that's a sweet piece of ass...
Rob: SNAPE KILLS...
Hurricane: DON'T SAY IT! I'M NOT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!
Rob: DUM-
Hurrican: NOOOOOO BITCH! YOU BITCH!